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Total Medals Earned: 450 (From 87 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,560 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 39/44 (435/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/460 points)

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

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Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 7/76 (55/1,200 points)

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

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Famous Movies Parodies

Medals Earned: 28/51 (280/500 points)

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Beetle Juice 5 Points

After Beetlejuice

Full Game 10 Points

Good Work, All Right Answers

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Fear Is Vigilance

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)

Making Sure 5 Points

Kick someone who's already unconscious.

Very Popular 5 Points

Make five "friends" at once.

Champion of Public Safety 10 Points

Complete Story

Distributor 10 Points

Give out ten alarms in one day.

Gas Money 10 Points

Collect $40 during the story.

Arcade Hero 25 Points

Top $100 in Arcade Mode.

Invincible 25 Points

Don't get knocked out in the story.

Hockey Style 50 Points

Beat 20 people at the ice rink.

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Fleeing the Complex

Medals Earned: 11/18 (390/660 points)

Kredit 2 Team 5 Points

Watching kredit make me STRONG

Patron of Tunes 5 Points

Listen to a song linked in the credits

xXn00bslayerXx 10 Points

*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*

Rank: CA 50 Points

Achieve the Rank CA

Rank: GI 50 Points

Achieve the Rank GI

Rank: IRO 50 Points

Achieve the Rank IRO

Rank: PD 50 Points

Achieve the Rank PD

Rank: TB 50 Points

Achieve the Rank TB

Golden Boy 100 Points

Find all 60 unique fails

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Waldo 5 Points

Where is he?

Nailed It 10 Points

Stuck the landing

bruUGHNO 25 Points

You knew he'd be in this game somewheres

Rise and Shine 25 Points

Wake up and smell the snow

101 Failmations 100 Points

Get a total of 101 fails

Master of the Wall 100 Points

Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)

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Freak o' Lantern

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)

Assault And Battery 5 Points

Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.

Canine Evasion 5 Points

Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.

Air Time 10 Points

Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.

Extreme Extremity 10 Points

Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.

Moar Candy! 10 Points

Steal a total of 20k candies.

Mutation In Bulk 10 Points

Equip 3 perks at once.

Punk Buster 25 Points

Kill 50 bullies.

Wicked Efficiency 25 Points

Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.

Ambush Mayhem 50 Points

Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.

Candy Apocalypse 50 Points

Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.

Gruesome Excellence 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.

Man's Best Friend 50 Points

Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.

Monstrous Perfection 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.

Mother Dearest 50 Points

Take care of Mother...

Legendary Terror 100 Points

Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.

Freeway Fury 3

Medals Earned: 18/21 (160/270 points)

Boat 5 Points

Steal a speedboat.

Escaped Helicopter 5 Points

Escape from the helicopter.

Grind 5 Points

Grind against another vehicle.

Jet Jumper 5 Points

Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!

Jet Plane 5 Points

Hijack a jet plane?!

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto another vehicle!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.

Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Tank 5 Points

Steal a tank.

Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Fury 10 Points

Enter Fury Mode.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy another vehicle.

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.

Tank Destroyed 10 Points

Destroy a tank (besides your own).

Boss Defeated 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save humanity!

Jump x8 50 Points

Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

Halfling Tycoon

Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/95 points)

Fresh Start 5 Points

Complete mission 1

Mediocre Farmer 5 Points

Complete mission 5

Businessman 10 Points

Complete mission 10

Halfling Duke 25 Points

Complete mission 15

Halfling Tycoon 50 Points

Complete all missions